HALLOWEEN PUNS

People I've Been Compared To

hey guys! i was feeling random today, so, i made a list of everyone people have said they think i am like:

1. a chimichanga (yes CJ i'm looking at you.)

2. french oprah (i like baguettes)

3. some random character from a video game i don't know about who apparently also makes lots of dad jokes and bad puns. 

4. another random character who i don't know about who apparently has the same hair as i do.

5. deadpool (my face is comparably awful)

6. yet another character from a show who is french (i like french things they are weird and stylish)

7. taylor swift because i apparently dress the same way

8. smiling trash 

9. a 42 year old manchild with kids (those pretty much sum up my jokes)

10. a caeser salad (CJ)

11. a sushi roll (C-C-C-CJ!)

12. queso dip (i'll let you guess this one)

i've been called a lot of things in my lifetime. i couldn't list them all here, but maybe i'll make another post like this one. i think you've had enough for one post now! until next time...

waddle on!

-caramellos the chimichanga penguin

A Poem About Fall by Commone Whietgurl

I'm obsessed with pumpkin spice
I can also get IOS 10 for my device
Pumpkin spice candles are nice
I like my psl with ice

Can someone get me starbucks
Thanks a lot aw shucks 
The fall leaves have got me starstruck
On my instagram they will look deluxe

I can't live without yoga pants
On my frappuchino I'll make rants
Order something besides psl?
Slim chance. 

OMG fall will be so fun
Let's put on our Uggs everyone
And head off to Cinnabon 

...i'm done. 


who thinks i'm the next emily dickinson
or alfred lord tennyson
...
anyone?

POLL: Vocalist Character Design #2

hi guys! welcome back for another one of these polls. i will be doing more in the future, most likely. this one is my first one determining which hairstyle you guys like the best! remember this is long term. thank you for voting!

Which Hairstyle is your Favorite?

#1 #2 #3  

pollcode.com free polls

HAPPY SEPTEMBER YALL

hey guys! very exciting day today. not really. it's the beginning of school for a lot of people. i personally got into school in august, but september is the month that is associated with school, mostly.













FUN. anyways, september! TIME FOR...













*suspense intensifies*
















FUN FACTS.

dun dun dunnn.

-september is the only month which has the same amount of letters in it's name as the # of month that it is. it's the ninth month, and it has nine letters.
-in 1752 britan, september only had 19 days.
-at least 6 films have the name "september". no other month has named a movie that many times.

welp, that's it for this post. happy september!

POLL: Vocalist Character Design

heey! so, i'm planning on making a singing video pretty soon and i think i want to change my singing design. i've been thinking of using one of these three designs: 

thank you for voting (if you have any tips and ideas feel free to leave a comment!)

Which one do you like the best?

Purple hair

Pink hair (original)

White hair

Red hair (sort of leaning away from this one. but i included it anyways. XD)

   

My Disney Mix Account

hey guys! i now have an account for disney mix! it's "CaraisMello", so feel free to add me if you want!  

until next time, 

waddle on!

happy birthday me!

good morning everyone! today is my birthday, birthday. gonna have more fun more cake. andrew: can't miss thIS CHANCE TO CELEBRATE 365 TODAYISYOURBIRFDAY BIRFDAYYYYY

yes it is. so, please make cake donations in the comments below. they are greatly appruciated. yes yes bring it in. XD

school started a couple days ago, so i won't be posting as much, but i will still keep up to date! :D

anyways, that's all for this post. bye!

I Tried To Draw Something In Paint

attempted to make something nice in paint. this is what happens. it's hard being this good of an artist, you know. or maybe you DON'T. *omfab snaps fingers violently* GIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRLL

oh hey omfab. so, ping thinks you're a crocodile.

What? I've never seen a crocodile look this good. 

pffT look at this drawing and THEN you'll know the true meaning of good looking. XD

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

Green Puffle Girl

hey guys! i made another one of these human puffle speedpaints...here it is. 

"Black Jellybeans" a comic

Beach Day!

hi everyone! this will be short, as it is another improper post about how i'm going to the beach.

welp. i'm going to the beach. bye!

Purple Puffle Girl Speedpaint

good morning/ night everyone! today i made a quick speedpaint of what a purple puffle would look like as a human:



i'm debating whether or not i should recolor the blue puffle one, since i've developed some new techniques since then. XP

until then, 

waddle on!

Upcoming Party...

hi guys! today i was informed by club penguin of something insane. something insanely awful. help. 

nooooo! i can't do it, y'all, i really can't. the first time was fun. alright? sure, it was a sponsor party, but it was still really fun! the second time, everyone knew that it was a repeat of the first frozen party. so i think we know what to expect for the 3rd party. i might make a full rant on this. be warned. XD

until next time,

waddle on!

Blue Puffle Girl

hi guys! i made this quick drawing last night of a blue puffle, if they were humans. check it out!

check out my youtube to see a speedpaint!

off to camp!

hey everyone! unfortunatley, i will not be making blog posts in the morning for this week. i'm going to camp which starts at 9, so i won't be available to blog. but, after 1:00, i can leave camp and then i will be online again! woop woop!

thank you for understanding,

waddle on!

Pingping's Best Artwork/Progress

hey there! today my friend Pingping4069 has quit blogging to deal with real life stuff :( but it's for her own good, you know. here's a video that i made of her best artwork in her time drawing. 

Red Eyes - Part Three

before you read this, read Red Eyes - Part Two. thank ya!

I could sort of make out a ghastly face, like his features were made of mist. His long black cloak seemed completely still. He spoke in a dark and quiet voice, "I want your soul. I need it." He began to lean back, all of the mist inside of his hood rearranging quickly into nothing in particular. And then, suddenly, everything went black. 

Black.

Black.

And more black. 

I feel like I'm falling in the blackness, and all i can see is my arms and hands spread out in front of me. 

I abruptly landed on a soft cushion in the perfect position. The blackness was suddenly in my control, so I opened my eyes to see that I had been sleeping in my bedroom. "whew" I thought. "what a dream." Truly, I have nightmares all of the time. But none of them were ever that real. So, I walked into my closet to pick out something to wear for this very normal afternoon. Ugh, I can't find anything to wea-- "ThIs..." came a voice from another room. "uhhh, ma?" I said, startled by the sudden noise. "hAH--a. You thoUGh/error/t tHat this 9) Was Over?" The voice sounded familiar... like Red Eyes. I panicked, looking around. "wELL, I&T'S nOt." I thought, this can't be real. I backed away, towards my wall, and then felt something stiff behind me. Too nervous to turn around, I started walking out of the room. Or at least I thought I could, until the grip of bone-hard hands tightened on me.  "You arE nO-Ot get_ting aWay. I"ll Ha VE YOUR soul." I closed my eyes tight shut, getting ready to meet my doom...

(Red Eyes Part Four Coming Soon)

Red Eyes - Part Two

Before you read this, Red Eyes- Part One.

I heard the creaking up the stairs. I felt my hands shaking and the floorboards making that eerie creak. In desperation, I threw myself under my bed. There were so many questions I had. Who is this "Red Eyes"? Or what? I didn't exactly have time to think of answers, because the creaking was getting louder, and louder. Though I knew hiding would not save me, I still attempted to throw pillows in front of me as a sort of barricade. The footsteps had reached the top of the stairs...

"Red Eyes is upstairs."

Yeah, I got that I thought. It was silent, in a creepy way, as all silences are. But this was different. Not awkward, not terrifying. Just suspenseful. What was going to happen....? The footsteps were getting closer. Closer still....

In my room walked a man, dressed in black, with red eyes. I'd never seen anything like it, but that didn't stop me from being quiet. Despite my pillow barricade, the man ripped me out from under my bed in a vicious manner. Still, I dared not speak, I didn't know what this man was after, and how weak he was. "Do you know what all those disappearings were?!" he asked me. It was either a rhetorical question, or he was desperate to know the answer. Again, I didn't say anything back. Like the screen on my iPhone, TV, and computer, his face began to turn a grey-ish black. "ME." he said. It was rhetorical. Then....nothing.

(Part Three Coming Soon)

Red Eyes - Part One

WARNING: This is a Horror Story. Do not read if you get scared. This is a highly suspenseful story and is not suggested for younger children. Otherwise, ENJOY >:)

The only sound was the TV. I had been watching the news channel for a good half-hour. Usually, the news wasn't my choice. But today was a little different. There had been reports of penguins disappearing throughout the country. The news reporter on the screen was beginning to black out...a problem with the television? The last thing I heard was, "Before they vanished, there had been reports of strange calls..." and the screen was gone. About 4 minutes later, I received a call. Probably the cable company calling to help me out with this blacked out screen, I thought. I picked up the phone. "Well, this call's a bit late, isn't it?" I said. But I didn't hear a response to my question. The person on the other end of the line spoke, "Red Eyes is in your country....", and the phone hanged up. Just a wrong number, probably. Thinking nothing of it, I simply looked up the news on my phone. The reporter said, "Penguins continue to recede from the state, mysteriously. It has made it's way to our sta.....aaate......." Now my phone was bugging out! It was fading into black and sometimes bugged out. Another call. I picked up the phone. I raised it so I could hear, but said nothing. 

"Red Eyes is in your state."

Well, now I was surprised. Impressed and slightly freaked out, I got on my computer. I pressed the glowing power button, and waited for it to start up. I first visited my e-mail. One new message. I clicked on it and read the message out loud...

"Red Eyes is in your neighborhood."

My computer screen was then blacked out suddenly. Now I was officially ready for another call. It wouldn't be a surprise when my phone was ringing again. And, of course, it did. How could this "Red Eyes" get any closer? That question was about to be answered when the phone began to ring again...but I didn't pick it up. What fool would let someone keep giving them shocks voluntarily? Not me. But the phone picked up ITSELF. As if the ring didn't happen, the call went straight to the message.

"Red Eyes is on your front porch."

I didn't dare look out the window. I ran up the stairs and hid. What was coming next wasn't anything I knew. Who it would be was not something I knew either.There was sudden creaking up the stairs, and then a voice...

"Red Eyes is up your stairs."

 ~TO BE CONTINUED~

60 Subscribers Speed Paint!

hello, everyone! most of you know about my youtube channel. recently i've hit the 60 subscribers mark, which is just crazy! i made this drawing to celebrate:

there's a speedpaint of this drawing on my youtube channel. go check it out!

How to Annoy People in the Pizza Parlor on Club Penguin

hello, and welcome back to my blog! before i start this post, here's the ((disclaimerdisclaimerdisclaimer)). now, i would never do these things. i'm a sweet angel who would never do anything wrong. but, if you do them, have fun and remember that some people may get very, very ticked off at you. now enough of that. let's get to the good stuff! >:D

my first tip on annoying people in the pizza parlor is to bring a puffle with you. particularly a noob puffle. it takes up extra space on the seat. try to sit down just before someone else was about to.

if anyone is sitting across from you, ask them what they are doing, or if your'e feeling adventurous, go over to their seat and use the heart emoji. it's super cringeworthy. 😄😄

when it's a busy day at the pizza parlor, hide under a table. particularly the table of a couple who are on a date. 

great job! now, try to make conversation with the couple if you can. it will block their speech bubbles, annoying them. if they left, which is likely, keep the boyfriend/girlfriend's player card up. when they leave, click the igloo icon to go to their igloo. hide behind one of the furnitures and just wait! (wait a minute, why do i know this? guess i'm just that annoying. XD)












then, just wait there until they find you. oh, and don't forget to spam them with friend requests! ^3^


well, that's all the tips i have for now. good luck, and if anyone asks, i did not give you these tips. ok? ok! thanks for reading and until next time...

waddle on!

Finally Back!

hi guys! it's the 24th and i'm back! i'm going back to my usual schedule of posting on my blog most every day. thanks for waiting so long :D i have a lot of videos that i should have been working on and i haven't had the time, so i'll hopefully finish those before the end of july. XD 

until next time,

waddle on!

BRB!

so, you've probably noticed i haven't been online much! well, some family came down from nc, and i've spent literally every single day with them, and i can't find the time to write good quality blog posts. they will be here until the 24th. until then, i won't be online :( thanks for understanding! until next time, waddle on!

Another Response from Club Penguin!

ok. i think that this will be the last post i do on this. check out the two posts below this if you want to get caught up. if you already know, well, i've gotten another response from club penguin! >:D

i think you're able to read it. it's a short span of text, anyways. thank you broegan, for the response! yes, thankfully my brother went out and bought more noodles. that was a close one 😥 i was happy to see that she included a fish pun. if her e-mail was ranked on a scale, i'd give it a 10/10. sorry..

anyways, that's all for this post! thank you for reading, and +1 if you want to see more content like this. 

waddle on!

Club Penguin Response!

hi guys. my last post was an e-mail that i sent to club penguin, and i've got their response!

from cp:

Oh no! a group of fish have been stealing you and your brother's food?! Did you see where they went? We'll have to keep an eye out for them!

Vanessa

thank goodness they believed me! i replied with:








i'll keep you posted on their next response! oh, and, watch out for mullets. please. XD



waddle on!

MULLETS, HELP!!

i e-mailed club penguin today about a serious issue, maybe more awful than the situation about the bots. mullets. here is my e-mail:

if you can't read it, it says:

okay i know this sounds crazy. but there are mullets attacking my igloo! they took a couple of boxes of ramen noodles from my brother, and even took the pizza out of the fridge! we are in urgent need of help! my neighbor's igloo has already been cleared out. please, notify the EPF! HAAALPPPPP.....

so, yeah. i'll update when and if they respond. XD until next time...bye!

Club Penguin Style July 2016

a message from meg: july updates

a message from megg:

Hi penguins!

Here in my flippers, I hold my o-FISH-ial list of updates coming this month! I know, I know these puns just need to FINish...

...pause for dramatic effect...

Whale obviously I can't help myself, so before I get TOO carried away, here are the updates coming this month:

July 6

 * Finding Dory Party

 * Club Penguin Times #552

 * New Penguin Style Catalog

 * New Furniture & Igloo Catalog

 * Igloo music update

 * Next pin hidden

July 20

 * Club Penguin Times #553

 * Next pin hidden

Are you bubbling over with excitement for the Finding Dory party? Let us know in the comments below!

Oh, and I promise I'll dolphin-itely use less puns in the next post. ;)

Waddle on, 

-Club Penguin Team

heh, i beat you too that o-FISH-ial pun. me and pingping had a pun war, you don't have anything on us, megg! you hear me, megg?! yah!??